Work vs. Prison

alikashan · June 13th, 2006

a coworker just send me some thing and its fun.

Work vs. Prison
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON

wilky9 · June 13th, 2006

At Work, I do 3D renderings of Prisons! What does that mean?

Tom Tom · June 19th, 2006

I did a animation of a prison once. Working on it I did feel like I was working on a prison in prison.

alekzab · June 19th, 2006

cheerful colors for a prison. i would pay to stay there.

UTI · June 20th, 2006

Me to........

kwerch · June 24th, 2006

One thing you forgot to mention in your comparison is that you can always pack up your belongings and quit your job- Not quite the same thing in prison-

what's that bell? ? ? Is it 5 oclock already?

time to go home?

-------------Nopers- just time for roll call again-

Fran · June 24th, 2006

What is the Prison version of "Office Romance"?

ivox3 · June 24th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fran

What is the Prison version of "Office Romance"?

A good time ? hahahaha, ...... I'll pass. LOL.

kwerch · June 24th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fran

What is the Prison version of "Office Romance"?

hehehe

alikashan · June 25th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fran

What is the Prison version of "Office Romance"?

lightning can strike

anyware who knows one can find romance in prisons

June 13th, 2006	#1 (permalink)
alikashan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lahore, currently working in dubai U.A.E Age: 30 Posts: 391 Name: ali kashan	Work vs. Prison a coworker just send me some thing and its fun. Work vs. Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON __________________ Ali Kashan Stranger than LIfe......... but Still Learning

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wilky9 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Colorado Age: 32 Posts: 121 Name: Chris Wilkerson	Re: Work vs. Prison At Work, I do 3D renderings of Prisons! What does that mean?

June 19th, 2006	#4 (permalink)
alekzab Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: los angeles Posts: 35 Name: moos a	Re: Work vs. Prison cheerful colors for a prison. i would pay to stay there. __________________ drawing is the physical manifestation of imagination.

June 20th, 2006	#5 (permalink)
UTI Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Perth Posts: 95 Name: Mostafa Massry	Re: Work vs. Prison Me to........

June 24th, 2006	#6 (permalink)
kwerch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Poulsbo, Washington Posts: 119 Name: karl kirchhofer	Re: Work vs. Prison One thing you forgot to mention in your comparison is that you can always pack up your belongings and quit your job- Not quite the same thing in prison- what's that bell? ? ? Is it 5 oclock already? time to go home? -------------Nopers- just time for roll call again-

June 24th, 2006	#7 (permalink)
Fran Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 1,379 Name: Frances Gainer Davey	Re: Work vs. Prison What is the Prison version of "Office Romance"? __________________ - Fran If you must reinvent the wheel, remember that it works best if it is, like, roundish.

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