Tommy L

Hello,
It has come to my attention that there is a diverse range of nationalities amongst the users of cgarchitect forum. It has also come to my attention that the english have the best sense of humour. If you would like to prove me wrong, please enter the ongoing competition listed below:

'2005 International Joke Competition'

Rules:
1 Judges* decision is final
2 Jokes shall be merited with a score out of ten
3 Prizes to be awarded in January 2014
4 Keep it as clean as your conscience allows
5 No Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman jokes allowed.

Example joke:

Q; Why did Dr spock go to the toilet?
A; To see the Captains log.
Ha Ha.

Let the competition commence. I think that joke has indeed set the bar quite high.

piotrgreg

bingo Tommy!
I agree the previous discussion turned off the subject
may I go out of compete?
here,s mine:
how beging most of Scottish cookery-books?
i.e. "... borrow 1 egg and a pound of flour..."
ha ha

Tommy L

7
but on a friday afternoon?
9

STRAT

Q) what do you call a 3 leg'ed donkey
A) a wonky

STRAT

Q) Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?
A) from Jason's Doner Van

kris

Guy was walking by the river and he notices a man playing ches with his dog
He talks to him: I cant belive your dog knows to play ches
Man: he knows sheat, I am beating him 4:2

Fran

VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a 'date-rape drug' called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere! "Beer" as it is commonly referred to, is used by 'female predators' to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "Beers," and then ask him home for 'no-strings-attached Sex', ... a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several "Beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad appened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship!" In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "Marriage!" Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "Beer" is administered.

Forward this warning to every male you know! And, if you or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured - male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."

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Newke

What's the hell ! I don't understand any of your jokes ! I have to stop eating frogs ...

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DelfoZ

Q: what is the diferences between dalmata and M. jackson?
A: Dalmata are black with white balls, and M. jackson are white with black balls.

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BSArch98

Two men walked into a bar...which is weird...because you would think that if the first guy walked into it, the second guy would miss it.

wakka wakka wakka!!

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